The Best English ever..!

"Good afternoon studeents,My name is Amalendu.Does anyone know what it means..?It means., spotless moon."!(spotless moon?!?!?)"I'm stupid.im mad.,I'm LAME..!" Well, for once., at lest he confessed what he is..! :P

His famous dialogues.!

>"He(Lord.Shiva) resides inside their(solicitors) physical body.."

>"Pannadhatri was smelling on his head again and again.."

>"I'm not incapable of fighting with enemies.."

>"We are just participants by the preaching of good things.."

>"He wants to generate relation with your daughter.."

>"Petals of the sportive lotus.."

>"A wise man never considers himself a darling of the king.."

>"They were supposed to disappear in disguise for a year.."

>"Along with the troops of gods.."

>"They shone identical,like buds of lotus.."

>"It was the test of the teacher to Uppamanyu.."

>"The king donated all the money and remained paisa-less.."

>"You three of you stand together separately.."

Hope you learn better English people.!! A great lesson..! :P